The Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

LET'S START!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
- Joel Dwight Madison, you can call me Joel, or your Sexilicious Man Beast ;D

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
- Well...I was 18 when I died but I've been dead for awhile...o.O

3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?
- P-P-PUDDINGGGGGGGGG!

4. And your favourite drink?
- Boba tea!

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
- KALCIFER...wait...I mean >.>

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
- No...<.<

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?
- Blue =]

8. Who's your favourite author?
- Dostoyevsky

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
- Being alone.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*
- Fuck you up the ass with a corncob! Dx Why is that funny!?

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?
- BATMAN!

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
- Well, Dov, or Spike...mostly Dov in the immensly bad sense, but Spike because he spit in my cereal...the douche.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
- THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF BATMAN!

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
- *glares at Star* FREAKING KILL HER!

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- Head hancho in the Society!

16. What's your worst nightmare?
- Losing my Kalcifer!

17. What's your lifelong dream?
- In all fairness I'm dead, buuuuut...I want to be the best that I can be dattebayo (me: WTF, Joel? Honestly W.T.F.)

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
- I'd...be dead and happy?

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
- Under my desk at the office or at home on my ratty couch watcing novellas.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
- Collecting souls and doing paperwork! T_T

21. We're done! Now tag someone!
- TWON
- Grace
- Misty

STOLED FROM OSA

Dear Ani:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you castrate my best friend. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship .

Go and drown yourself,
Morning Star



RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos -
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - In the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family



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GOOD LUCK!

PS
ANI! I LOVE YOU! I'M SORRY I HAD TO WRITE THAT MEAN LETTER! >.<

Some people (Misty and some...other person O.o) are trying to see how many friends they have and told everyone to repost this and all...

No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'

Oh my gosh yesterday and today have just been magnificently full of good news! I've been all excited and happy and I'm excited still! It's nearly 22:20 and I'm still riding the high from the past two days!

So I was sick yesterday, had to go get shots, and take my dog to the vets because SHE needed shots. While we were in Bishop my mumsy took me to K-Mart and I found an epic CD for sale! It was The Limited Edition of The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack! SQUEEE! Had the 3-D cover and everything! So I bought that and now have it on my iPod. ALSO I got to talk to my boyfriend all day while I was home which made me even happier!

On a random note, we've officially been together for two months and three days now and the love is still as brilliant as the day we first started going out!

OKAY anyways! When I get back to school I find out I don't have hardly ANY make-up work because everyone had a lazy day yesterday! SO NO WORK! And there was like NO homework today!

OH OH OH! We also found out today that our science teacher managed to reserve 60 tickets to the Body Works exhibit in Los Angeles! SO the entire high school is going on an all day field trip down south! YAYNESS!

I'm super excited! Call me morbid, but that exhibit looks wicked awesome!

OH! And not only that, but on Saturday I go to the Fair with my family! YAY....wait not so much...yeah with every bit of good news there is some bad!

MY GRANDPA WANTS TO PIMP ME OUT SATURDAY!

Yeah my grandparents are having a Brazilian exchange student staying at their house for the year and my grandpa wants me to...ugh...like go on a date with him on Saturday...

SOMETIMES I wish I could just have David here and tell them off when they try to do crap like this....

ANYWAYS

*****

No progress on art, because of school. Will be posting soon though.

Level 1
(X) said LOL out loud
(X) forgotten your own age (are you kidding me? I've forgotten my own name!)
() tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
() said the wrong name in bed
() had unprotected sex
() hurt yourself sexing
() sexed yourself hurting

Ahem...I can't remember. Wondering why? DON'T DRINK KIDS! Especially when you're chilling with a guy who's mad crazy about you and you're BOTH out of it.

2 so far!

Level 3
(X) Licked your toe (disgusting...)
(X) Licked a frozen pole (I almost got stuck on the ski lift...)
(X) Licked a dog bone (looked good to the dog, why not me?)
() Licked a dog

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(X) drank old milk (it was only a little old...I mean...yeah...)
(X) drank milk right from a cow (uncle has a farm!)
() ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
() drank Qwik right from the brown cow
(X) pushed a cow over (cowtipping is TONS of fun)

SO FAR: 5

Level 5
(X) Eaten bugs
(X) Eaten garbage (I was starved as hell and couldn't go home...again...DON'T DRINK!)
(X) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds (not as bad as garbage...)
() Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
(X) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people (best trip to the beach EVER)
() Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
() Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(X) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3 (TONS OF FUN)
() Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
(X) Put dirty dishes in the fridge (it was my term and I would have been DAMNED if I did that many dishes)
() Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
() Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(X) Put salt in your coffee (YUUUUCK)
(X) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from (I somehow forgot to take the cap fully off the soda before pouring)

SO FAR: 13

Level 8
() Jumped over a car
(X) Jumped out of a moving car (not a smart move on my part...)
() Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(X) Jumped off a bridge (well more like fell over...)
(X) Jumped off your house (Grandma's house...totally)

SO far: 16

Level 10
() Forgot where you live
(X) Forgot your own birthday (Yeah till mid day!)
() Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 17

Level 11
(X) Walked into a Pole (it hurt...A LOT)
(X) Walked into a Wall (done it more than once...)
(X) Walked into someone (ALL THE TIME!)
(X) Walked into a parked car (when I was little. It gave me a hell of a brusie)

SO FAR: 21

Level 12
(X) Won A Burping contest (I'm manlier than some of my guy friends!)
() Burped the alphabet
(X) Burped just to break the silence (it was great!)
(X) Burped too hard and threw up (Kindergarten...marshmallows *shivers*)

SO FAR: 24

Level 13
(X) Eaten a whole bag of chips (yeah...so?)
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (talk about sugar overload!)
() Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR: 26

Level 14
() Caught picking your nose
(X) Caught going to the bathroom outside (I HAD TO GO BAD!)
(X) Caught with your pants down (Plenty of times...)
(X) Caught having sex (uuuuugh, Jesse's brother...)
() Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 29

Level 15
(X) Shoved something up your nose (a cheerio...)
() Picked your nose and studied what came out
() Picked your nose till it bled
(X) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you (Well not really but I didn't stop it. I was sorta in a fight...I won if anyone wants to know...)
(X) Blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt (oooooh yeah....)

SO FAR: 32

Level
(X) Told a lie (yeah...)
(X) Been caught in a lie (not my forte...)
() Lied to cover a lie
(X) Lied to cover your ass (OH MY GOD! YES!)
() Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 35

Level 17
(X) Laughed at someone in pain (When Jesse fell of his skateboard at Gramp's Ramps)
(X) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself (all the time!)
() Laughed at a funeral
() Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 37

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (Yeah, the bastard didn't give me what I wanted...)
() Believed in Santa past the age of 8
() Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(X) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating (I'm gonna be a ninja this year)

SO FAR: 39

Level 19
(X) Threw a party for yourself (A few times)
(X) Threw a ball at yourself (Got tagged in the forehead lots)
(X) Threw up on yourself (I should not be allowed in public...
() Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(X) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face (do I gotta repeat?)

SO FAR: 44

Level 20
(X) Pretended to know what you are doing (Pffft yeah!)
(X) Pretended you were hot shit (who needs to pretend! )
(X) Pretended you weren't listening (I never fake that...)
() Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 47

Level 22
(X) Fell on the sidewalk (lots)
(X) Fell down the stairs (I've fallen and been pushed...)
(X) Fell UP the stairs (talk about embarrassing...)
(X) went Sledding down the stairs (at my grandma's yeah)

SO FAR: 51

Level 23
() Tried to do a real cool back flip
() and busted your ass
(X) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(X) and didn't lift your feet, retard (that's how I still do it...)

SO FAR: 53

Level 24
(X) Ate food that you just kinda found (Finders Keepers rules at my house)
(X) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge (hey it looked edible!)
() Ate something nasty to get a laugh
() Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 55

Level 25
(X) Cried when you hurt yourself (when I was little...)
(X) Cried when you didn't get your way (very young )
() Cried over spilled milk
(X) Cried after sex (well sorta...it was hte next morning so...yeah...)

SO FAR: 58

Level 26
(X) Gone swimming naked (Ahaha the boys liked that!)
(X) Gone swimming in a strangers pool (Almost got caught doing that one!)
() Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(X) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond (THE STINK HOLE! OMG YES!)
(X) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ (still do!)

SO FAR: 62

Level 27
(X) Rode a Pony (I had a pony...)
(X) Rode a Donkey (KATIE!)
() Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
() Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(X) Rode the dog (Hope hated me after that...)

SO FAR: 65

Level 28
(X) Locked yourself out of your house (kicked the door in though and I have the scars to prove it)
(X) Locked yourself out of your car (omg I looked retarded...)
() Locked yourself IN the car
(X) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house (there were like five of us...)
(X) Tangled yourself up in a rope (Oh yeah...)
() Tangled yourself up in a hose
() Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 69

Level 29
() Over-cooked a fancy meal
() Over-cooked the EasyMAC
() Over-cooked a pop-tart
(X) Over-cooked a tiny plastic army man (tons of fun)
() Over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 70

Level 31
() Bitten plastic fruit
() Bit too hard and hurt your teeth
() Bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(X) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it (hahaha yeah...)
(X) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there (fell back down the stairs...)

SO FAR: 72

Level 32
(X) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them (Oh my god it was embarrassing...)
(X) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa (The other day at work!)
() Shaved your eyebrows
(X) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony (RUSTY!)

TOTAL: 75! HOLY CRAP!

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